you gave me strength when i was weak
you were always there for me
and that's why i love you
my beautiful penguin

you taught me how to deal with life
gave me a way to handle strife
and that's why i love you
my beautiful penguin

why'd you leave me? was it too hot?
or was it that polar bear that i bought?
i'm sorry for whatever i did
i miss you so much
my beautiful penguin

i must've hit you too hard
or fed you some bad fish
i didn't mean to hurt you
or spill rat poison on your dish

i didn't mean to kill you
but you pissed me off

you always at my chicken
and drank my sprite
i told you if you did it again
we were gonna fight
so that's why i killed you
you stupid penguin